At the dentist yesterday, the hygienist finished torturing me with the scraper and was getting ready to do the polishing. She asked "is mint okay?" I said "I guess, yeah." She said "Um... Is there a flavor that you'd prefer?" I said "No seriously, mint is fine... unless you have bubblegum flavor?" She rolled her eyes and said she had to go to the little kid teeth cleaning room to get it.

Whatever. Most little kids that I know aren't even allowed to chew bubblegum. Sounds like maybe they should keep bubblegum polish in the adult room.

As always, don't knock it till you try it.