Evaluating my "Orange You Glad This Doesn't Taste Gross" Orange Cake is my husband, the Duke of Desserts, the Sultan of Sweet, the Prince of Pies. He grew up in a place where strawberry pies appear in the fridge as if by magic, and texas sheet cake is baked as an after-school snack. One Christmas, Luke had to make a "to-eat" list so that he wouldn't forget any of the plenty-seven desserts his mom had prepared before our visit.

You may ask yourself, why would Luke, after years of being treated to wonderfully baked desserts, marry someone who can't bake gingerbread? I don't know, and I'm not going to ask.

So, without further adieu, Luke's rating on the "Orange You Glad This Doesn't Taste Gross" Orange Cake:
Delicious Summertime Treat, i x π/2 out of 5 possible points.